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  • So, I have wondered a lot about what kind of minestries that are in Arstotzka. I've pondered upon what were missing. So first lets have a look at what kind of minestries we have which are also mentioned in the wiki:

    M.O.A: Ministry of Admission, in charge of border control and foreing policy, and supplies almost all necesarry documents needed to enter Arstotzka.

    M.O.L: Ministry of Labor, in charge of working conditions and emplyment in Arstotzka, as well as supplying work passes for immigrants.

    M.O.I: Ministry of Information, in charge of gathering intelligence and goverment investigations, aswell as possible spying upon enemy countries.

    M.O.J: Ministry of Justice, in charge of guard services and police force and wanted criminals, international and national.

    M.O.H: Ministry of Health, in charge of public health services and disease control, along with supplying certificates of vaccination.

    M.O.I: Ministry of Income, investigates anomalies in the peoples income. Citizens may file reports about sudden increase in someones wealth. (Those bastard.)

    M.O.T: Ministry of Trade, in charge of national and international trading and merchantile actions.

    M.O.A: Ministry of Agricultere, possibly in charge of agricultural districts and farming stuff.

    M.O.P: Ministry of Propaganda, in charge of well, propaganda.

    M.O.S: Ministry of Stamps, in charge of providing all those denial stamps.

    M.O.R.E: Ministry Of Recreation and Entertainment, possibly in charge of TV channels, radio channels and general entertainment like cinemas and theatre.

    Now there is one the wiki does not mention, but is however noted in the newspaper article on Day 15: The M.O.F. or Ministry of Finance. From the name it would be quite easy to guess what it does, although it might be that Mr. Pope had that name from the start, the changed it to Ministry of Income, but forgot to change the name in that article. 


    Now the fun begins... What ministries are we missing here, from a realistic standpoint?

    Lets find out:

    M.O.D: Ministry of Defense, in charge of all Arstotzkan armed forces, expect for the police.

    M.O.P: Ministry of Production, in charge of industry and fabrication.


    Any more that you think will need to be added into the minitries of glorious Arstotzka?

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    • Ministry of Swag: Maintaining the swag and cool in our glourious nation

      Ministry of Diplomacy: Working on the diplomatics of Arstotzka

      Ministry of Welfare: Producing Money and Distributing and Recieving from our citizens.

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    • Who cares about ministries, to much politics, way to ruin the game

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    • The Ministy of Ministries, keeps all other ministries in line

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    • 47.18.97.136 wrote:
      Who cares about ministries, to much politics, way to ruin the game

      Are you kidding? The game is entirely politics. That's the point.

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    • 47.18.97.136 wrote:
      Ministry of Swag: Maintaining the swag and cool in our glourious nation

      Ministry of Diplomacy: Working on the diplomatics of Arstotzka

      Ministry of Welfare: Producing Money and Distributing and Recieving from our citizens.

      Here's the reasons why these wouldn't work in Arstotzka.

      I don't even have to explain why the Ministry of Swag wouldn't work.

      Ministry of Diplomacy is simply unnecessary, since the government doesn't need to go out of it's way to do paperwork.

      Ministry of Welfare simply cannot work since Arstotzka isn't Communist, they are simply Capitalist/Totalitarian. You work for money.

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    • although it not in this game (in fact, appears in "Republia Times", which is actually a twinned game) I think it would be useful to add:

      M.O.M: Ministry Of Media, in charge of the mass media, propaganda, official statements and State newsletters.

      We could also take the example of the many ministries that were in the USSR, diverse and specialized.

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    • So there is already the ministry of admission (M.O.A.)

      But what about the ministry of immigration? there are only a few immigrants, sure, but somebody has to give them homes, direct them to jobs, and give them official residency documents. right? I mean, they don't just immigrate there, and then be HOMELESS because they aren't a legal resident of arstotzka (Our glorious country) they can't get a job or Homes, so obviously there must be a ministry of immigration inside of arstotka to do that

      Perhaps I'm just missing it on the list because i'm blind, though.

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    • 90.184.168.5 wrote:
      So, I have wondered a lot about what kind of minestries that are in Arstotzka. I've pondered upon what were missing. So first lets have a look at what kind of minestries we have which are also mentioned in the wiki:

      M.O.A: Ministry of Admission, in charge of border control and foreing policy, and supplies almost all necesarry documents needed to enter Arstotzka.

      M.O.L: Ministry of Labor, in charge of working conditions and emplyment in Arstotzka, as well as supplying work passes for immigrants.

      M.O.I: Ministry of Information, in charge of gathering intelligence and goverment investigations, aswell as possible spying upon enemy countries.

      M.O.J: Ministry of Justice, in charge of guard services and police force and wanted criminals, international and national.

      M.O.H: Ministry of Health, in charge of public health services and disease control, along with supplying certificates of vaccination.

      M.O.I: Ministry of Income, investigates anomalies in the peoples income. Citizens may file reports about sudden increase in someones wealth. (Those bastard.)

      M.O.T: Ministry of Trade, in charge of national and international trading and merchantile actions.

      M.O.A: Ministry of Agricultere, possibly in charge of agricultural districts and farming stuff.

      M.O.P: Ministry of Propaganda, in charge of well, propaganda.

      M.O.S: Ministry of Stamps, in charge of providing all those denial stamps.

      M.O.R.E: Ministry Of Recreation and Entertainment, possibly in charge of TV channels, radio channels and general entertainment like cinemas and theatre.

      Now there is one the wiki does not mention, but is however noted in the newspaper article on Day 15: The M.O.F. or Ministry of Finance. From the name it would be quite easy to guess what it does, although it might be that Mr. Pope had that name from the start, the changed it to Ministry of Income, but forgot to change the name in that article. 


      Now the fun begins... What ministries are we missing here, from a realistic standpoint?

      Lets find out:

      M.O.D: Ministry of Defense, in charge of all Arstotzkan armed forces, expect for the police.

      M.O.P: Ministry of Production, in charge of industry and fabrication.


      Any more that you think will need to be added into the minitries of glorious Arstotzka?


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    • so who even cares

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    • M.O.E:

      Ministry of Employement

      gg grand idea

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    • The Dude Bro wrote:
      M.O.E:

      Ministry of Employement

      gg grand idea

      Theres already a Ministry of Labor. 

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    • M.O.A:

      Ministry of Animals: In charge of animals and pets. Also provides pet documents that are required for pet owners for there pets to enter Arstotzka.


      GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

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    • -Denies the 2nd MOA-

      Here's why: -Reason for Denial says:- The Ministry of Animals wouldn't be needed a Ministry like: M.O.R.E. would come in, because having a dog is to have fun meaning Recreational/Entertainment activities. Thus meaning it's mainly a M.O.R.E. Type of deal, I hope this explains it!

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    • Ministry of Architecture (M.O.Arc.): Would create planning and zoning guidlines. Build military bases, checkpoints, etc. Work closley with M.O.L to provide laborers.

      Ministry of Education (M.O.E): This Ministry is DIFFERENT from the M.O.I. The M.O.I keeps watch on suspicious indivduals, while this Ministry teachers the little ones how to count, write, obey their glorious country's numerous laws, and how to push down a "DENIED" stamp. *The ACCEPTED stamp is much to difficult to comprehend for wee-little Arstotzkans, so it isn't taught in regular schools. Usually you can take a college course on it: Green Stamp 101 (Assuming your Class-8 family has enough funds.*

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    • The Ministry of productions sounds closley related to the M.O.L. *Ministry of Labor*

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    • Ministry of Science?

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    • Ministry of  Swag: 10/10

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    • 75.162.231.83 wrote:
      Ministry of  Swag: 10/10
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    • I would replace the M.O.A with M.I.C.E,or Ministry of Immigration,Customs,and Excise

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    • 47.18.97.136 wrote: Ministry of Swag: Maintaining the swag and cool in our glourious nation

      Ministry of Diplomacy: Working on the diplomatics of Arstotzka

      Ministry of Welfare: Producing Money and Distributing and Recieving from our citizens.

      They have the 7 councils (diplomacy) and welfare is income and finance

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    • Ministry of media Ministry of ministries Ministry of science Ministry of architecture Ministry of education Ministry of animals Ministry of defence Ministry of production and Ministry of annihilation are all ok ministries

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    • 112.206.242.12 wrote: Ministry of media Ministry of ministries Ministry of science Ministry of architecture Ministry of education Ministry of animals Ministry of defence Ministry of production Ministry of water and Ministry of annihilation are all ok ministries

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    • 112.206.242.12 wrote:

      112.206.242.12 wrote: Ministry of media Ministry of ministries Ministry of science Ministry of architecture Ministry of education Ministry of animals Ministry of defence Ministry of production Ministry of water Ministry of technology and Ministry of annihilation are all ok ministries

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    • Ministry of media Ministry of ministries Ministry of science Ministry of architecture Ministry of education Ministry of animals Ministry of defence Ministry of production Ministry of water Ministry of technology Ministry of building and Ministry of annihilation are all ok ministries

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    • Well what I find that's missing is a complete map of our glorious fatherland.

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    • M.O.F.A.

      Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

      M.O.A.K.R.

      Ministry of Kolech-Arstotzkan Relations

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    • M.O.R.

      Ministry of Refugees.

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    • D.O.P.E. - Department of Polls and Examinations

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    • M.O.J - Ministry of Jacksepticeye

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    • M.O.I. - Ministry of Internet (owns Bomb page, click "amateur shit" and "simple mind").

      M.O.E. - Ministry of Education. In charge of getting new jobs for teachers - only existed for 2 months during 1976. As according to this video, "teachers not needed, children cannot learn."

      M̶.̶O̶.̶P̶. M.O.T. - M̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a Ministry of Truth. In charge of spreading m̶i̶s̶l̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t truth about how h̶o̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e amazing t̶y̶r̶a̶n̶n̶i̶c̶a̶l Glorious Arstotzka is.

      M.O.D. - Ministry of Defence. In charge of taking down g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶v̶o̶l̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶E̶Z̶I̶C̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶n̶t̶s protecting Arstotzka from threats such as Kolechia.

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    • 112.206.243.62 wrote:
      Ministry of media Ministry of ministries Ministry of science Ministry of architecture Ministry of education Ministry of animals Ministry of defence Ministry of production Ministry of water Ministry of technology Ministry of building and Ministry of annihilation are all ok ministries

      Ministry of Annihilation!?! What makes you think that annihilation is a good idea???

      Also, what about the M.O.C./Ministry of Citizenship? In charge of interviewing foreign immigrants to make sure that they are safe to become citizens.

      GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GREATEST COUNTRY MAKE US PROUD!!!

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    • Ministry of propaganda

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    • A FANDOM user
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